It was a nice spring evening last Thursday and Michelle decided to take LewLew (the family dog) for a walk. Sam, of course, insisted on going. For those of you who have or have had small children, when a 2 year old insists on doing something, outside of an illegal activity, it's just easier to let them do it. So mommy, sam and lewlew embarked on a journey.
As the midway point of the walk arrived, Mommy noticed two things. First, it was apparent that Sam needed to pee. This led to her discovery of the 2nd thing, a baby bunny laying in the grass. Don't get ahead of yourself, but I think you know where this is going. As Sam started to pee, (yes he pees outside because when you first potty train a boy anywhere but their pants is a suitable landing spot for their urine) LewLew discovered the bunny. LewLew loves bunnies. And by loves bunnies, I mean she loves to maul them and consequently toy with them until they are dead. Anywho, LewLew, in her focused state of stalking did not realize that Sam was now peeing on her back. As Sam realized this, he continued to power his pee in the pooches' direction. Now Sam is laughing, mommy is laughing, LewLew is zoned in on the potential kill and the poor bunny is undoubtedly questioning the sanity of this entire clan.
After Sam was finished, and LewLew had murdered the bunny the family headed back. I'm just kidding. Sam was not finished yet. :-) Ha Ha. But, seriously, the bunny was unharmed.
Until we meet again, keep it in the short grass. Good afternoon and God bless.
choice blog update. hope the nothing doesn't get you guys tonight
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